Michael Chabon

Another round of guffaws from the other side of the door. I waited, so as not to cause an ominous, abrupt cessation of laughter; when I heard the final sound of my father clearing his throat, I knocked. After the several seconds that it took them silently to discuss and to delegate, a man opened the door, one of Them. I tried to look into the room, but there was a white vestibule—a bench, a mirror, and a gladiola in a vase—and nothing else. The man, in shirtsleeves and suit pants, had a pale face and an uncool haircut. He recognized me, and I wondered how many times I had seen him before. He smiled and stepped out into the hall, shutting the door behind him.

“Hey,” he said. “How do you like that? It’s Joe Bechstein’s boy.” He shook my hand. “Jimmy. Jim Breezy. Last time I saw you, you were a kid. Say, Art, listen.” He put his hand on my shoulder and pulled me a little toward him, and a little away from the door, then he looked over my shoulder and seemed to notice Cleveland for the first time. “This a friend?”

“Yes; right. It is good to see you, Jimmy.”

“Say, Art, listen—your dad’s kind of busy right now, you know, he’s talking to some people. So. He’s busy.”

“Oh, no.”

“Yeah, you know? I think maybe you better come back in an hour, like an hour and a half, maybe.”

“Oh. Okay, Jimmy, sure. Five o’clock, say?”

He said sure, without looking at his watch, and went back in; the door shut.

“Oh, well,” I said, “five o’clock. My dad’s busy.”

Cleveland rolled his eyes.

“You’re jelly, Bechstein, you’re like fish jelly,” he said, and knocked on the door.

“Yeah?” Jimmy Breezy said this time, still smiling.

“Couldn’t we see Mr. Bechstein now, and not at five o’clock?” said Cleveland.

“Who are you?” said Jim, smileless now.

“I’m the friend. Cleveland Arning.”

“Send them in,” I heard my father say.

Jim Breezy swung out of our way, like a gate.

There were seven men in the room, not counting Them, sitting in a variety of armchairs around a long, low coffee table, on which lay a read and refolded newspaper, a key, and my father’s airplane ticket: my father, dressed for golf and looking hard but relaxed; Uncle Lenny, also in white shoes and big pastel pants; and five other men, one of whom, also pale-faced, sat bolt upright when he saw Cleveland. He had to be Frankie Breezy, a bit surprised to find his motorcyclist employee in the same hotel room as he. Frankie was a frail-looking man who wanted you to know, I saw at once, that he had a lot of money invested in his clothes. He was the flashiest thing in the room, which was, like the whole hotel, old, stale, elegant, and large. The men were enjoying their long cigars and their drinks; my father and Lenny had the usual glasses of iced coffee, all the other men something ginger or clear with a twist; and everyone had his smile on, with the exception of Frankie Breezy.

“Hello, Dad; hello, Uncle Lenny,” I said, deciding against going over to kiss my father’s cheek. I nodded to the other men, who nodded to me. “I’m sorry to bother you. And this is my friend Cleveland.”

My father rose toward me, and he gave me a kiss. He shook hands with Cleveland.

“Joe, I know Cleveland,” Frankie said, in an intentionally very strange tone of voice. My father looked at me.

“I’m very glad to meet you, Mr. Bechstein,” said Cleveland. “And it’s really all my fault that we’re interrupting you this way. I wanted to meet you.”

“Glad to meet you,” said my father quietly.

“He’s one of mine,” Frankie said.

“Why don’t you and Cleveland amuse yourselves downtown for a couple of hours, Art. Then I’ll take you both to dinner.” He did not blink.

“Yeah, some of us ain’t got a summer vacation, Art,” said giggling old Lenny. “Some of us have to work even on the hottest day of the summer.”

“All right, fellows. I’m busy. Good-bye.”

“Aw, Joe, let them stay a minute,” said one man, an older, balding once-blond man with friendly water-blue eyes and a nose destroyed by boxing. He picked up the newspaper and laid it beside him. This was Carl “Poon” Punicki, although I didn’t know it at the time. Three other things I did not know then about him were, first, that he was a big-time jewel fence; second, that he and Frankie Breezy had been feuding all year over a small piece of the Monongahela Valley; and third, that he had a son, whom he prized and ate dinner with every Sunday afternoon, who was a biker. “I never met your boy, Joe.”

My father had been required to do business with this man; he turned and put his arm around me.

“Arthur, this is Mr. Punicki.”

He went all around the room. I shook a bunch of hands; so did Cleveland. I saw Mr. Punicki eyeing with paternal amusement Cleveland’s snakeskin tie.

“So?” said my father at last. “You just wanted to drop by?”

“Yes,” said Cleveland. “That’s it.”

“No,” I said. “There’s a reason, actually.”

Cleveland and I must have exchanged a pair of real Hayley Mills now-what-do-we-do looks, because everyone laughed.

“This guy doesn’t belong in here. He’s a squeeze,” Frankie said. “He’s an employee.”