Illegal Alien

Many species roam the entire globe. Still, there is the fossil record — again, on a drier world, such as ours, sedimentation and therefore fossilization take place less rapidly; our fossil record is spotty, although it is supplemented to a degree by naturally mummified remains. But its analysis nonetheless hinted at a sequence of steps between ancient lifeforms and modern ones.

"Still, the proof of evolution came not, as it did on your world, from observing isolated populations showing specialized adaptations, but later in our intellectual development through biochemistry, through analyzing the divergence in genetic material between related species."

"We do similar things here," said Frank. "Although the fossil record of primate evolution is scanty, we know, for instance, that apes and humans split five million years ago, based on analyses of the degree of difference between our DNA and theirs."

"Exactly: what for you has been a subsequent corroborating proof of evolution was for us its principal evidence. But no matter which route one takes to that knowledge, the conclusion is inescapable: both you and I are the products of natural selection, not divine engineering."

"I suspect that’s as universal a truth as the law of gravity," said Frank.

"You speak sacrilege!" said Kelkad, angry enough to let go of the handle.

He was now floating freely a meter from the human.

"I— I beg your pardon?" said Frank.

"To our everlasting shame, it is true that the Tosoks, and all life on our world, evolved. And, as we have learned, it is true that life here on Earth evolved, too. But somewhere — somewhere — in this vast universe, there must be true children of God, created in her perfect image."

The words were out before Frank realized how impolitic they were: "Really, Kelkad, you can’t believe that."

"I believe it with every fiber of my being," said Kelkad. His tuft was moving excitedly. "God must exist, or the universe is without meaning and purpose.

Since the latter premise is unacceptable, the former — the existence of a divine being — must be true."

Frank was struggling to understand. "And so having discovered that you weren’t the products of divine engineering, you came to Earth looking to see if we were the products of it?"

"That was part of our mission, yes."

"And what makes you think we’re not?" asked Frank.

Kelkad’s topknot split in a shrug. "At first we thought you might indeed be — you were so different from us! Evolution produced the Tosok form, and we had assumed it was a sort of generalized product of random chance — not perfect, you understand, but we felt that the basic fourfold symmetry, with arms front and back and legs left and right, would be a model that evolution would tend toward. But your form — twofold symmetry, arms above and legs below — was so bizarre that we thought perhaps we might be staring at a miniature form of God, that in you we saw the true form of the creator. But then…"

"Then?"

Kelkad seemed reluctant to go on, but after a moment he did. "Once we discovered the biochemical fact of evolution, we could not help but look at ourselves, and the other forms of life on our world, in a different light. Far from being the optimized form we had always assumed, we began to realize that there were many basic flaws in the Tosok body plan. Our hearts, for instance, allow oxygenated and unoxygenated blood to mix."

"Reptilian hearts here on Earth do that," said Frank. "They have three-chambered hearts; humans have four-chambered ones that keep used blood separate from freshly oxygenated blood."

"A fine design," said Kelkad.

"Well, it’s better than the reptilian one," agreed Frank. "But, then, reptiles are cold-blooded. They don’t have to support a high level of metabolism.

But the warm-blooded forms on Earth — mammals and birds — each independently evolved a more efficient four-chamber heart."

"They are fortunate," said Kelkad. "We do not have such things. Oh, we manage a high level of metabolism, but that is attributable in part to having four hearts working in unison, rather than to a basic efficiency of the Tosok cardiac design. Such flaws prove our lack of divine origin — just as such flaws prove the same about yourselves."

"What flaws?" said Frank.

"Your throats, for instance. Food can block your own air passageway, and—"

"And — my God!" said Frank, heart pounding. "My God! And our eyes — our eyes are wired backward. And our guts contain an appendix that does nothing useful at all. When Hask dissected Calhoun, he was looking for design flaws, for things that would prove we had not been created from an intelligently designed blueprint."

"In fact," said Kelkad, "I suspect he was looking for the opposite — for proof that you were divine, that we had found God’s true children in our own backyard. His disappointment must have been profound at discovering that you, too, had evolved inefficiently through trial and error."