Gulliver And A Friend-Vicottess

  Dashing men fight - separate them faster! If women fight - better not fight!

  In war, everything is cooler than in civilian life, except for the sloping forehead of the boss!

  Strength without good, raises civilization like a hanged noose!

  Without repulsing someone else's face, you can't eat your own!

  Donkey is always beaten, but they kill only when he ceases to be useful!

  The brave kills the enemy, the coward - the slave!

  Initiative in war is expensive, especially to an enemy accustomed to cheap templates!

  For beings of a lower order, sometimes their own negative experience is more useful than any positive instruction!

  Daily bread is watered with their sweat, and festive bread with the blood of their enemies!

  When a politician grinds a lot with his tongue: it turns out not flour, but flour!

  When the ruler talks a lot, the dough may turn out fluffy, but it quickly goes rotten!

  The callous heart of the ruler, the whole country is able to put on crackers!

  Politics differs from mathematics in that in mathematics it is impossible to divide by zero, but in politics solid zeros divide!

  The politician is a brilliant mathematician, but only in one action - subtraction!

  You can talk about everything, and condemn only what benefits!

  A conversation without meaning is chatter, a conversation with meaning is a controversy, a conversation with benefit is a lesson, and the greatest profit comes from silence to the point!

  Only a small mind takes up a lot!

  Two are better than one, but not if they are dead comrades!

  Blessed is the one who believes, and the one who does not believe in doubly good, so he has confidence in his own strength and mind!

  It's bad when there are no brakes, it's even worse when you slow down!

  No, the devil is terrible how they paint him, but the worst of all is the sketch of an angel performed by a muffin!

  Animals live in the forest - and brutalized people turn everything into a thicket!

  In the kingdom of the beast - only roosters and parrots, and the eagles were transferred to the feather bed!

  Good design with a delay, become obsolete, a good person, being late, will become hated!

  Death in battle gives rise to a pair of courage and stupidity, if at the same time an alliance is concluded with wisdom, then there will be a victorious life!

  Everything lends itself to disguise, except for your own stupidity!

  Everything lends itself to exposure, except for someone else's mind, which you yourself live!

  Red speech, the best remedy for shedding red blood!

  The hardest metal is the soft lead from which bullets are cast!

  The most dangerous lead is not the one in the bullets, but if it floods the brain!

  The best thing in the world is that you can never say - it can't be worse!

  What is bad in the world, just right in the war, and after the victory it doesn"t get better!

  Mercy in war, unlike a public girl, costs more, but cannot give satisfaction!

  Only a person truly exalted in spirit is not shy about mercy to the fallen!

  You can talk about anything, but only talk about business, because from empty chatter, the soup comes out with bloody diarrhea!

  Silence is golden, which gives corrosion when arbitrariness is hushed up!

  Silver words that do not let the source of living water of knowledge and truth go out!

  A country with strong aviation will never be left behind!

  The greatest grief, from a meager amount of mind!

  From the milk that comes from the misses of shooters, only children of misfortune and suffering grow!

  Physical training is needed so that only your opponent's battery runs out of life!

  To tease others, like the owners of a dull mind, and carriers of a sense of acute own inferiority!

  Sharp tongues, unlike a dagger, are pierced, even through chain mail of stupidity!

  Well the fairy tale tells, the reality is executed badly!

  Everything in the world comes to an end, except for human idiocy and animal competition!

  Life is very much like a ring, the end of suffering is visible, but you can never feel it!

  Everything in the world comes to an end, except for human idiocy and animal competition!

  Life is very much like a ring, the end of suffering is visible, but you can never feel it!

  The Dead Eye is the best, it allows you to avoid being drafted into the army of the dead!

  A well-aimed instruction will not allow you to miss the road leading exactly to the goal!

  Hell has only one advantage over heaven, no fear of exile!

  In the Christian paradise, the most unpleasant thing is that you don"t want to wish for anything better!

  Christ is the only lamb, in which the hare acquires lion features in the wolf world!

  Only those who have not managed to kill fear in themselves die!

  Immortality is gained by the one in whom fear does not live at all!

  Whoever is afraid of a large number of the enemy will miscalculate with the allies!

  A minute spent on reconnaissance saves a century of life and a moment of triumph!

  He who does not disassemble the roads will not collect the bones too often!

  The greatest damage to the enemy is caused by the one who does not lose a sense of proportion!