Good Citizens Need Not Fear: Stories

Daniil was about to tell them these strange hens must have hopped over from another balcony when everything went dark.

The heater’s rattle ceased. The hens were stunned silent. Through the window, Daniil could see that the neighboring buildings were blacked out as well.

“Electrical shortages,” Yasha said. “Heard about it on the radio. Said to stay tuned for scheduled blackouts.”

“Setting the coffin down,” Petya said, voice strained. “It’s about to slip out of my hands—”

“Slow, slow—”

A delicate, protracted crunch—the sound of slowly crushed tin—filled seventeen pairs of ears. Daniil had counted: seventeen, if you included the man in the coffin. For a few seconds, no one said a word.

“Well, looks like we’re going to be here awhile.” Yasha sighed and shuffled, and the stale smell of socks wafted through the air. “Wasn’t there some jerky going around?”

Daniil’s head whirled. Seventeen humans in one room, arms and legs and fingers and toes laced together. Plus one bay leaf. The crunch of the space heater replayed in his mind, even as the cold seeped in. A small clawed foot stepped on his. Seventeen olives. Daniil would die just like this, stuffed and brined with the others, their single coffin stuck in someone else’s bedroom. No one drinks the brine anyway. A brush of feathers huddled on his feet, shivering. Daniil took a step forward, and the feathers swished past. In the dark he felt for the coffin, yanked out the crumpled space heater from underneath it. The corner of the coffin slammed against the floor. The children screamed.

Daniil stepped onto the balcony, flung the heater over the ledge. For a second he felt weightless, as if he himself had taken to the air. A hollow crash echoed against the walls of the adjacent buildings.

He stepped back inside and sank down on his bunk. Wood chips scratched between his fingers.

Grandfather Grishko was the first to speak. “Daniil, go down and get it.” The whispered words were slow, grave. “We’ll get it fixed.”

What was his grandfather hoping for? Still, Daniil would do as he was told, if only to get out of the crowded suite. Then he felt the cold steel of his uncle’s mallet and chisel among the wood chips. He grabbed the instruments and descended to the ground floor. A gruff voice offered caramels but Daniil snatched the bencher’s cigarette lighter instead. He lit its flame, illuminating the red stenciled numbers on the front of the building.

And then he knew what he had to do. He had to get heating, because heating meant Number 1933 Ivansk existed. And if the building existed, he and his family had a place, even in the form of a scribble buried deep in a directory. He would show them proof. He would show the ones behind the glass partitions—he would bring the stenciled numbers to them. Daniil positioned the chisel. The first hit formed a long crack in the concrete, but kept the numbers whole.

LITTLE RABBIT

Sometimes they arrive in vans from the maternity ward. Sometimes in strollers, or inside shawls wrapped around waists. Sometimes from the village, sometimes from the town. Few of the babies have names. If they arrive healthy, they were born unwanted; if wanted, then unhealthy.

The baby house sits tucked behind a hill, out of sight of the village and the town.

It’s bad luck to talk about or show pictures of the babies living at the baby house, much like it’s bad luck to talk about or show pictures of a train wreck or a natural disaster.

The main hall of the baby house has bright windows and three rows of beds, and a sanitarka who makes rounds with a milk bottle. She strokes the babies, talks to each in turn.

She says, “My kitten.”

She says, “I wish I could keep you for myself.”

She says, “They told your mother to try again.”

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The director of the baby house is young, eager, and progressive. He’s the darling of the Ministry of Health. The beam of light piercing the fog. The broom battling the cobwebs. Within the first year of his tenure, he urged the Ministry to take a holistic approach to the issue of invalid care. Since adult invalids are classified as Group Ones, Twos, and Threes according to labor capacity, the director believes each baby’s group number can be predicted—projected—at birth. That way the Ministry can anticipate the resources necessary for lifelong collective care.

According to the director’s classification of infants, the Threes have a minor defect. It may be cosmetic—webbed fingers, a misshapen ear—but when has that helped a person land a job? Even the outwardly normal babies pose a risk. Abandonment is taxing, and there is always the chance of a depressive mother, an alcoholic father lurking in the genes. So the director deems the healthy but abandoned babies Threes, just in case.

Twos are blind and/or deaf. Skin disorders and ambiguous genitalia fit the criteria, too.

Ones simply lie there.

An aerial view of the baby beds looks like this: