Frog

CHEN MEI: There are twenty hidden rooms in their compound, each with a woman, married, engaged, or single, ugly and pretty, some getting pregnant through sexual activity, others not.

WEI: What are you saying? What’s pregnant by sexual activity and what’s not?

CHEN MEI: Please, no false innocence. Do you not know about things like that? Are you a virgin?

WEI: I honestly don’t know.

CHEN MEI: Sexual activity means that men sleep with the women, like any couple, and stay with them till they get pregnant. No sexual activity means they take the man’s sperm, put it in a syringe, and insert it into the woman’s womb. Are you a virgin?

WEI: Are you?

CHEN MEI: Of course I am.

WEI: But you just said you’ve had a baby.

CHEN MEI: I’ve had a baby, but I’m still a virgin. They had their fat nurse squirt a syringe filled with sperm into my womb so I became pregnant and had a baby, but I’ve never slept with a man. I’m a chaste woman, a virgin!

WEI: Just who are the they you’re talking about?

CHEN MEI: I can’t tell you that. If I did they’d kill my baby…

WEI: Was it that fat person at the bullfrog breeding farm? The one called, what’s his name… right, Yuan Sai.

CHEN MEI: Where’s Yuan Sai? He’s the one I’m looking for, you bastard, you cheated me, you all got together to cheat me. You told me my son was stillborn. You showed me the corpse of a skinned cat and said it was my baby, a modern-day re-enactment of the leopard cat and prince story. You used that to cheat me out of some of my fee and to see that I wouldn’t have any thoughts of looking for my baby. I didn’t care about the money, money means nothing to me. When I was in Guangdong, a Taiwanese boss was willing to pay a million to spend three years with me. But I wanted a baby, the finest baby in the world. Magistrate Bao, you must help me seek justice.

WEI: Did you sign a contract with them to be a surrogate mother?

CHEN MEI: Yes. They gave me a third of the fee up front. The rest was to be paid when the baby was born.

WEI: That could be a problem. But let’s not worry about that. Magistrate Bao will sort everything out. Go on.

CHEN MEI: They said the contents of the syringe came from a very important man, with excellent genes, a genius. They said he’d stopped smoking and drinking for half a year, and ate a whole abalone and two sea cucumbers every day, all to guarantee the birth of a healthy baby.

WEI: (sarcastically) What he wanted was an investment.

CHEN MEI: All he wanted was to father a perfect child. They told me he’d seen a photo of me before my face was ruined, and believed that I was a mixed-race beauty.

WEI: If money means nothing to you, why be a surrogate mother?

CHEN MEI: Did I say that money means nothing to me?

WEI: Just a moment ago.

CHEN MEI: (reflects) Now I remember. My father was in the hospital because of a traffic accident and I became a surrogate to earn enough to pay his bills.

WEI: You are a true filial daughter. A father like that would be better off dead.

CHEN MEI: I thought that too, but he was still my father.

WEI: That’s why I say you’re a filial daughter.

CHEN MEI: I knew my baby wasn’t stillborn, because I heard him cry… listen… he’s crying again… my baby has never tasted his mother’s milk… my poor baby…

The station chief opens the door and enters.

STATION CHIEF: All this crying and carrying on. If you’ve got something to say, say it. Don’t cry.

CHEN MEI: (kneels) Magistrate Bao, please seek justice for this common woman…

STATION CHIEF: What’s that all about? Ridiculous.

WEI: (under her breath) Chief, this could be a monumental case. (hands him her notebook; he scans what she’s written) It could involve a prostitution ring and child trafficking!

CHEN MEI: Magistrate, please save my child!

STATION CHIEF: All right, Citizen Chen, I’ll take your case and be sure to pass it on to Magistrate Bao. Go home and wait to hear from us.

Chen Mei leaves.

WEI: Chief.

STATION CHIEF: You’re new here, so you don’t have a handle on what’s going on. That woman was disfigured in the fire at the Dongli Stuffed Animal Factory. She hasn’t been right in the head for years. We all feel sorry for her, but there’s nothing we can do.

WEI: Chief, I saw…

STATION CHIEF: What did you see?

WEI: (embarrassed) She’s lactating.

STATION CHIEF: That must have been perspiration. You’re new to this post, Wei. In this profession we have to remain vigilant and keep from being overly sensitive.

Curtain

Act IV

The stage is set as in Act II.

Hao Dashou and Qin He sit at their benches making dolls.