Diva Runs Out Of Thyme

Nina frowned as she examined it. “They sold these last year at the Christmas Bazaar. You can put perfume inside. They weren’t cheap but they’re not worth burglarizing a house for.” Her eyes widened. “You think the killer brought the poison in this!”

“It would have been easy to carry in a pocket. I can’t think of any other reason it would be in my dining room.”

Nina held it up to the light. “This must be what the intruder wanted. Either he knew he dropped it on Thanksgiving or he got home that night and realized he’d lost it.”

But why ransack Vicki and Andrew’s house? Unless he thought one of them or Natasha or Mars found it,” I mused. “When he didn’t locate it at their house, he came here.”

“Could any of them know who the killer is and be blackmailing him? Andrew always needs money. Or what if the killer thought the colonel had the little vial, broke into his house, and scared him so badly he had a heart attack last night?”

My phone rang and I answered reluctantly, unwilling to receive any more bad news.

“It’s your husband.” I handed the phone to Nina.

She groaned and said, “Be right there,” before hanging up. “I forgot all about lunch with the monster-in-law before they leave.”

“They?” I asked.

“She’s going home, my husband is off on another business trip, and someone adopted Duke yesterday. I have to hand him over on Monday. Soon I’ll have an empty house.”

Nina left while I brewed more coffee. MacArthur waggled his hind end at me as though he was sure I must have more treats. I fed him another dog biscuit because I felt terrible for him. Of course, Daisy ate another as well, and I gave Mochie a tiny bite of bacon. MacArthur didn’t appear particularly upset about being at my house. Later in the day when he couldn’t go home, he’d probably grow uneasy and miss the colonel.

“Empty house.” Nina’s words echoed in my mind. Her house would be empty, as would the colonel’s. If the killer thought my house would be empty, he might come back to search for the little vial.

Carrying the carafe of coffee, I returned to the gloomy group around my dining-room table. MacArthur, Daisy, and Mochie trotted along, no doubt hoping for more treats. If Francie or June had eaten anything, I couldn’t tell. Even Bernie moved food around his plate without interest.

“Dad,” said Hannah, “did you get a picture of the pink tablecloths that were bunched up in swags with coordinating bows?”

I couldn’t believe Hannah could be so unfeeling. Didn’t she ever think of anything except that ridiculous wedding?

Dad shrugged. “If you told me to take one, I probably did.”

Her voice devoid of enthusiasm, Mom said, “Sophie printed thumbnails last night. They’re in the kitchen.”

Francie jumped up. “I’m sorry, I have to go.” She didn’t bother with her coat and fled out the front door.

Mom wrapped her hand over Dad’s. “June, would you like to walk with us? Fresh air would do us all good before the rain sets in. We can take MacArthur and Daisy and maybe we can light a candle for the colonel at one of the churches.”

Craig leapt at the suggestion. “Excellent. I think I’ll go for a run.”

A little too eagerly, I thought. Running after eating? That didn’t sound right. Unlike the others, I noticed that Craig managed to eat everything on his plate. Ten minutes later, Bernie, Hannah, and I were left to clear the table and store the leftovers. Hannah carried a few dishes to the kitchen but soon settled at the table with the thumb-nail photos.

“How could Dad manage to take only two pictures of Craig?” she whined. “And both are so bad. He’ll have to take a lot of pictures today because I want some to frame.” She bent forward for a closer look. “Soph, do you have a magnifying glass?”

“In the desk in the den, top drawer.”

Hannah returned in less than a minute. She studied the photos and quietly said, “Soph, come here a second.”

Handing me the magnifier, she pointed a blush-pink fingernail at a tiny picture. “See your work space behind Craig? Move all the way over to the right. Anything strike you as odd?”

TWENTY-SEVEN

From “Ask Natasha” :

Dear Natasha,

You always look so elegant and pulled together on your show. I bet you even look gorgeous at home. People who drop by always catch me in my bathrobe or with curlers in my hair. How do you do it?

—Grubby in Grundy

Dear Grubby,