Diva Runs Out Of Thyme

Bernie and I broke into laughter. This was definitely the cat everyone brought back to Mrs. Pulchinski. I scooped Mochie up and danced through the kitchen holding him in the air. The banging of the door knocker interrupted our gay relief. Still holding Mochie, I pranced into the foyer and opened the front door.

Wolf stood on the stoop and regarded me with a serious look. Not even the sight of Mochie broke his stern demeanor. “I need to speak to a Bernard Frei, who I believe is currently residing here.”

TWENTY-ONE

From “Ask Natasha” :

Dear Natasha,

I’m having a party Thanksgiving weekend and want to decorate the staircase in my small foyer. What can I do besides cheesy swags and bows?

—Harried in Herndon

Dear Harried,

One of my favorite decorations is simple and quick. Collect twenty or so colorful leaves from your yard and place them between the pages of an old book for a few days so they’ll dry flat. Buy enough clear glass votives to place one on each step of your staircase. Using rough twine, tie one of the pressed leaves around each glass. Some will be too large and stand taller than the glass but that’s okay. If you don’t have time to press the leaves, you can vary this by substituting berries or interesting twigs. Don’t worry about hiding the rough knot or bow, that’s part of the charm. Place a candle in each glass and light. When your guests arrive, they’ll enter to a seasonal cascade of festive lights.

—Natasha

“Bernie?” Fear clutched at me. I wanted to imagine there was a logical explanation for his brunch with Mrs. Pulchinski, but Wolf’s demand dampened that hope.

Bernie emerged from the kitchen.

I invited Wolf in and the two men shook hands.

“We’ll speak in your sunroom, if you don’t mind.” Wolf headed in that direction with Bernie behind him. Mochie ran ahead of them. My poor parents were stuck and would hear the conversations on both sides of them.

I should bring Wolf and Bernie something to drink. It was the hospitable thing to do and it wouldn’t hurt if I happened to overhear something while I carried it in to them.

Irish coffees were out of the question. Bernie needed to be sober when he answered Wolf’s questions and Wolf was clearly on duty. Working fast, I put on more of the Viennese coffee. While it brewed, I sidled along the hallway to eavesdrop.

I could hear Bernie saying, “I don’t see what’s so unusual about it. I was invited for Thanksgiving, not the days before. One doesn’t want to be the guest that smells like stinking fish. Besides, I had some banking to do in the city and I didn’t know quite how far away Natasha’s grand country estate might be.”

“What kind of banking?”

“Changing pounds to dollars. And I had a rather complicated transaction for my mum. She needed funds from an account in England wired to her in Shanghai.”

I hurried back to the kitchen, poured two mugs of coffee, quickly added sugar, cream, napkins, and spoons to a tray and carried it into the sunroom.

When I walked in, Wolf said, “Exactly when did you arrive in Washington?”

Bernie took a mug of coffee from me. “Thanks, Soph. I flew in the day before the contest. That would have been . . . Tuesday morning.”

“How did you choose the hotel?” When I held out a mug to Wolf, he waved me away. I set his mug on the glass-topped wrought-iron side table next to him and left the tray on the oversized ottoman I used as a coffee table.

“When I talked to Mars on the phone, he mentioned the stuffing contest. I saw an article about it in the Miami Herald and thought it would be most expedient to stay in that hotel Tuesday night. Mars and Natasha would be there on Wednesday and I could follow them back to Natasha’s place in my rental car. Frankly, Detective, I don’t see why any of this matters.”

I assumed I wasn’t supposed to be present and feared Wolf would throw me out any minute, so I backed slowly to the door.

“Did you know Simon Greer?”

Bernie leaned back on the sofa and casually crossed a leg over his knee. “I never met the man.”

I lingered in the doorway, guilt banging at my conscience.

“Did you see him when he was dead?”