Dialogues of the Dead

39 'Oh yes,' said Rye taking the folder from Hat and staring hard from the ornate illumination to the black and white sketch. 'But maybe it means something else. As well as the words.' 'That struck me too. It's clearly illustrative. That could be the humpback bridge with the unfortunate AA man in the water ...' 'And there's a bird, though it doesn't look much like a pheasant ... and are those things with horns meant to be cows?' Hat, feeling he was being sidelined, retrieved the folder from her hands and said, 'Let's wait till we see if there's been a crime committed before we start looking for clues, shall we? And if there has been, don't worry, we'll soon have this word-lover banged up. Pity they've shut Alcatraz.'. 'Alcatraz?' they said in simultaneous puzzlement. 'Yes, then he could be the Wordman of Alcatraz.' If it had fallen any natter it would have been a map. He said, 'It was a movie ... on telly the other night... there was this guy, Burt Lancaster, who killed somebody and got locked up...' 'Yes, I recall the film,' said Dee. 'Well, well, the Wordman. Very droll, Mr Bowler.' Again, it didn't sound like a put-down, but Hat felt put down. 'Yeah, well, thanks for your input, we'll bear it in mind,' he said, trying to regain the professional high ground. 'My pleasure,' said Dee. 'Well, back to the grind.' He sat down at the table, picked up another story and started to read. Rye followed his example. Bowler remained standing, gradually deflating from cocky cop to would-be wooer. There are more ways of withering than a blast of hot words, thought Rye gleefully. Dee glanced up and said, 'I'm sorry, Mr Bowler, was there something else?' 'Just something I was asking Rye, Miss Pomona.' 'About the ... Wordman'?' Hat shook his head. 'Ah, a library enquiry then. Concerning your ornithological studies, I've no doubt. Rye, are you able to help?' 'Not straight away,' said Rye. 'It's something I'll need to think about, Mr Bowler ...' 'Hat' he said. 'Sorry?' 'My friends call me Hat.' 'How very paronomasiac of them,' she said, glancing at Dee, who smiled and murmured, 'One might even say paronomaniac.' 'Yeah, well, what about it?' said Hat, his irritation at what felt like the intimacy of mockery making him abrupt. 'Tell you what,' said Rye. 'Leave it with me. Perhaps we can talk again when you come back to tell us what you've found out about the accuracy or otherwise of the Dialogues. That suit you, Mr Bowler? Hat?' He frowned for a moment then the smile broke through. 'OK. That's fine. I'll get back to you. Meanwhile I'd keep this to yourselves. Not that there's like to be anything in it, but better safe than sorry. See you.' He turned and walked away. He moved well, with a catlike grace. Perhaps that explained his interest in birds. She glanced at Dee. He gave her a conspiratorial smile. Then he dropped his gaze to the sheets before him and shook his head ruefully. 'Truth really is so much more interesting than fiction, isn't it?' he said. She looked down at her next story. The writing was familiar, large and spiky and purple. It began Last night I had another wet dream ... 'You could be right,' she said.

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