Conan Of The Isles

'By the Hammer of Thor and the Fires of Baal, there's only one mortal man in thirty kingdoms could heave yon fat blusterer across the room like that! Is it- can it be—?' The crowd parted like water before a ship's stem as a towering giant, with a beard of blazing red-gold shot with silver, pushed through. He swaggered up to Conan like a burly crimson bear, magnificent in gold-braided scarlet coat, with a plumed hat set rakishly on his bald head. Golden earrings dangled from his ear lobes. Around his massive belly, a triple length of gorgeous silk was wrapped to form a sash, and thrust into the glittering stuff were a brace of gemmed dirks and an iron-bound cudgel that could brain an ox, A heavy cutlass hung from a gold-worked baldric across his deep chest, and boots of fine Kordavan leather clad his fat bow-legs. Conan caught a glimpse of a sweaty red face with keen blue eyes twinkling under tufted, rust-colored brows, and the white crescent of a broad grin amidst the fiery bush of bristling beard. He lifted his voice in a bellow of joy.

'Sigurd of Vanaheim, you fat old walrus! By the scarlet bowels of Hell - Sigurd Redbeard!' he roared, rising to clasp the burly seaman in his arms. . 'Amra of the Red Lion!' cried Sigurd.

'Hush; hold your tongue, you old barrel of whale blubber! ' growled Conan. 'I've reasons to remain nameless for the while.'

'Oh,' said Sigurd. In a lower voice he continued: 'By the breasts of Badb and the claws of Nergal, broil my guts if it don't warm an old seaman's heart to clap eyes on you!'

They hugged each other like angry bears, then drew apart to pummel each other on the shoulders with buffets that would have sent lesser men staggering.

'Sigurd, by Crom! Sit and drink with me, you barnacled old whale!' Conan roared. The other collapsed, wheezing, on the bench across from the Cimmerian. He doffed his plumed hat and stretched fat legs with a gusty sigh.

'Taverner!’ boomed Conan. 'Another cup, and where's that cursed roast?'

'By Mitra's golden sword and Wodun's league-long spear, ye haven't changed a mite in thirty years!' said the red-bearded Vanr when they had toasted each other. He dragged one crimson cuff across bristling lips and emitted a mighty belch.

'Haven't I, you lying old rogue?’ Conan chuckled. 'Why, thirty years ago, when I hit a man in the face like that, I broke his jaw and sometimes his neck as well.' He sighed. 'But old man Time hunts us all down at the last. You've changed, too, Sigurd; that fat gut was as slim as a topsail yard when last we met. Remember how we were becalmed off the Nameless Isle, with naught to eat but the rats in the hold and what few stinking fish we could dredge out of Manannan's wet lair?'

'Aye, aye,' the other chuckled, wiping sentimental tears from his eye. 'Oh, damn me guts, of course ye've changed, old Lion! They was no silver in your black mane then ... aye, aye, we were both young and full o’ juice in those far days. But sink me! Didn't I hear from one of the Brotherhood that ye were kinging it over some inland realm or other? Corinthia or Brythunia? I misremember which. But by the jaws of Moloch and the green whiskers of Lir, it warms me to see you again, after all these years!'

Over hot beef and more mulled ale, the two comrades exchanged stories. Years before, when Conan had been a member of the Red Brotherhood of the Barachan Isles, the archipelago southwest of the Zingaran coast, he and the red-bearded Vanr had been great friends. Their trails had long since parted, but it was like strong wine tq the Cimmerian's lonely soul to meet his old comrade again and swap jests and reminiscences once more before a roaring blaze, with plenty to eat and drink. Now, Conan was winding up his tale.

'So when I woke and saw it was no dream,' he growled in a low voice, ‘I scrawled a writ of abdication in favor of my son, who will rule as Conan the Second, by Crom! There was naught to hold me in Tarantia. Twenty years of ruling leave a sour taste of law-making and treaty-haggling in a man's mouth. I long ago threw down whatever neighboring kings were minded to pick a quarrel with me. Since the fall of the Black Adepts, there's been no real fighting; and a man can get sick of peace and plenty, after a lifetime of red war.'

For a moment, Conan brooded with glowering eyes as if he saw the past unreeled before him. 'Ah, true,' he sighed. 'Aquilonia is fair and green, and I've tried to be a good king to it. But my old friends are gone now: old Publius., the chancellor, who could make three gold pieces sprout where one was sown; Trocero, who helped me to my throne, Pallantides, the general, who always knew what the enemy was thinking even before the enemy himself did. All dead and gone. And since my lass, Zenobia, died giving me a daughter., the very air of Tarantia has grown stale.'