I bounced Little Ricky up and down a bit, basking in Adriana’s attention and thinking that this was what one did with babies. Perhaps it really was best to have a proxxid before attempting the real thing.
Cindy returned and tapped me on the shoulder, taking a sidelong glance at Adriana.
“I’ll take him back now, tiger,” said my wife.
She nodded towards the door. Vince Indigo, the famous founder of the Phuture News Network, had just appeared. He’d been one of the people who’d gone out of their way to welcome us onto Atopia. He looked tired and stressed, but smiled at me as I looked his way.
I gave him a small wave, and then cooed at Little Ricky one more time before handing him back to my wife. I walked over to grab a drink and say hello to Vince. It looked like he could use a drink as well.
“Congrats Rick!” he exclaimed as I neared, reaching out to shake my hand.
I motioned him over to the bar, taking his hand firmly. Again, I felt slightly foolish.
“Thanks Vince. Oh, and thanks for those flowers the other day, Cindy really loved them.”
“No problem at all.”
We’d reached the bar.
“So, what’ll it be?” I asked.
Vince surveyed the bottles, but then shook his head. “Nothing for me, thanks.”
That wasn’t like Vince.
“You sure?” I asked as I dropped some ice cubes into a cut glass tumbler, topping it off with some whiskey.
He shrugged.
“I’m just kind of busy…” His voice trailed off and he stared at the floor.
Definitely not the Vince I knew. I wondered what was up. Maybe he was trying his best not to offend me, thinking this whole thing was ridiculous.
“This thing, it’s just a little game,” I laughed, shaking my head and looking towards my wife holding our simulated baby. “I’m just doing it to keep her happy, you know how it is.”
At that, Vince’s attention seemed to suddenly sharpen.
“No, no, absolutely this is the best thing,” replied Vince warmly, “you need to do this, it’s the way of the future!”
He clapped me enthusiastically on the back. I snorted and took a sip of my drink, feeling less self-conscious.
“I mean it, Rick, you should have as many proxxids as you can before going on to the real thing.”
Vince seemed very genuine about it.
“You really think so?” I asked.
“I do my friend, I do.”
He put his hand on my shoulder and squeezed it.
“Listen, I have to get going, though. Sorry. Give Cindy a kiss for me, okay?”
“I will.” I nodded, smiling.
He hesitated. Something was wrong. He wanted to say something but couldn’t. He just needed to be somewhere else, and not some baby shower.
“Go on, get going!” I laughed and clapped him on the back.
Vince nodded, smiling, and with a wave goodbye he faded away from this reality.
I took a long pull of my drink and looked around.
Bob was sulking on a couch in a corner, flicking little fireballs at what looked like tiny rabbits. I guessed that he didn’t understand baby showers either, and laughed as I poured myself another stiff drink to celebrate.
This proxxid was one of the best ideas I’d ever had. My heart was bursting with pride.
4
MAYBE THESE PROXXIDS had been a bad idea. While everything had started off great a few weeks ago, Cindy had continued to insist on the full treatment. This was my idea, she liked to remind me as she gently prodded me to get up and coddle our screaming baby at all hours of the night. I hadn’t slept properly in weeks.
It’d been a long and difficult day as I’d tried to get on top of the blended threats that were testing our defenses. Cyber attacks were constantly probing our perimeter, searching for vulnerabilities and weaknesses. They’d also just upgraded the large depression moving up the coast of Central America in the Eastern Pacific into tropical storm Newton, and another depression was fast following behind.
I had a pile more work to try and get done, but at the same time I wanted to spend quality time with Cindy and the boys. In the end, I’d come home as early as I could, but I regretted it as I stepped across the threshold into our space.
My home was a pigsty of toys, but then again my ‘home’ hadn’t resembled our old apartment in weeks. Today Cindy had turned it into a kind of suburban estate somewhere in Connecticut, complete with an enormous backyard with a trampoline and swimming pool. I guessed that it reminded her of where she grew up.
About half a dozen sim–kids were over to play with Little Ricky, and they were all screaming and running past me as I came in the door.
“Hey Dad!” squealed out Little Ricky as he flew past, chasing the others into the living room.
It was amazing how fast they grew up. I mean, really amazing. Proxxids were designed to give you the full spectrum of how your kids would look and act, and we had them aging at an exponential pace, so while Ricky had aged one year during the first month we had him, during the next three weeks he had aged five more years.