They were transformed too, coming alive, chipping in cheerfully with tips and directions to places I might try. It wasn’t only me who noticed; the skinheads were gaping at the old men as if they’d gone berserk – and at me as well. Finally a consensus emerged; Jyp would almost certainly be having his dinner at the Mermaid. But I’d have to run if I wanted to catch him before he went off to work. That I certainly did; and I tore out of that pub faster than anyone can have in years, though not before I’d settled for the scotch.
Their directions were mercifully clear, and I had the sense not to go back for the car. I tore around alley and lane until I found myself skidding over some of the worst and filthiest cobbles ever, and saw in the narrow street before me an ancient-looking pile that could hardly be less like the pub I’d just left; its irregular three-storey frontage was genuine half-timbering, none of your stockbroker’s Tudor. The sea-breeze was freshening – if that was the word to use of something which stirred up so many remarkable stenches. On the creaking signboard swung a crude painting of a mermaid, bare-breasted and long-haired as usual, but with a sharp-peaked crown and twin curving tails. No name, but who needed one?
I went to the door, found it opened outwards, and down some wooden steps into a smoky room crammed with tables, lit, it seemed, only by the marvellous open fireplace at the back. It was pretty rough-looking, but ten times more alive than the other fleapit. The long tables were crowded with drinkers, mostly arty-looking long-hairs, weirdly got up and arguing noisily, chucking dice, dealing cards and tilting what looked like earthenware mugs – a real-ale place, evidently. Not to mention haggling over mysterious, heaps of leaves on the table, or stuffing long pipes with them, reading aloud to each other from handwritten pages or crudely printed sheets – all this along with, and sometimes accompanying, some pretty heavy necking and groping with the few women visible – sometimes remarkably visible, but I restrained my interest. Too many of their gentlemen friends openly wore remarkably wicked-looking knives on their belts. Just the sort of place Jyp would like, I thought, shuddering slightly; but there was no sign of him, and the only service visible was one fiery-nosed oaf in a leather apron slouching around about four tables away, deaf to louder shouts than mine. I wound my way through to the back by the fireplace, a more respectable enclave with marvellous old high-backed cushioned settles. A couple of middle-aged hippy types were monopolizing the ones nearest the fire as if they owned them. One was short, rotund and piggy, the other middle-sized and balding, with a close-trimmed moustache and goatee. I thought one might be the landlord, but heard them arguing uproariously about literature in flat yokel burrs. I put them down for Open University tutors, but asked them all the same, and was surprised when the taller one very politely directed me to the snug at the side. And there, sure enough, with his lean nose buried in a huge pot of beer, sat the man himself.
He almost dropped the jug when he saw me, and all but overturned his
table leaping out.
‘Great. And just what the hell sort of voodoo is this
He shrugged. ‘You said it.’
I swallowed my mouthful very carefully. ‘You mean – it really
He spread his hands. ‘Well – not exactly. Voodoo now, I can guess what
you’d think about it, but truth is it’s a faith like any other – still a
mite rough at the edges, maybe. Worshippers dance ’emselves into a
trance, call down their gods to possess them – but Christians, Jews, way
I hear it is they were all doin’ that once. Kind of a stage faith goes
through, maybe; I’m no scholard. Only there’s good and bad in any faith.
S’pose … suppose it was a stone in the ground, okay, and you turn it
over? What’s underneath, darkness and things crawling – that. That’s