Cat In A Quicksilver Caper

Carmen shook her head. From tomboy to teen in one crazy dangerous stint of reality TV. Mariah appeared in the living room archway, flushed and still chasing her sequined flipflops down the hall to push her feet fully into them.

The Teen Idol hairdresser had chopped Mariah’s dark basic bob into a ragged, flipped-up look that was surprisingly appealing except for chunks of highlighted blond here and there.

Try to keep a Latina from going blond nowadays! Even African-American women had jumped on the blond bandwagon. Asians too. Soon the only natural brunet left on the planet would be Midnight Louie, Temple Barr’s pesky black tomcat.

“Look okay?” Mariah ran to the small oval living room mirror for further verification. She eyed only her lightly made-up face (that battle was a goner), not the blue-and-green plaid of her Our Lady of Guadalupe uniform.

Manly men could be a pain, but girly girls were catching up to them fast.

“Terrific,” Carmen said, standing. “Now, let’s roll.”

Mariah grabbed her fully loaded backpack. At least her grades were pretty good. But Carmen missed the long, glossy brunet braid down her back, so ready to be tweaked on their way out to school and work in the mornings.

Tweaks were as out of date in maturing modern mother-daughter relationships as braids. Shoot.

Molina hit her office in the Crimes Against Persons unit feeling more naked that morning than packing a Glock should permit.

She’d come out of the closet a couple weeks back at the Blue Dahlia restaurant and cabaret. Mariah, Temple Barr, and one of Carmen’s colleagues from work had met her occasional alter ego for the first time: torch singer Carmen, a continuing attraction in her vintage velvet gowns that matched her vintage velvet contralto voice.

“Morning, Lieutenant,” a colleague greeted her.

No worry. It was just Detective Morrie Alch. He didn’t know she had a closet to come out of. His genially furrowed face under its black and silver spray of thick hair reminded her of a faithful old Scottish terrier.

“Morning. What we got?”

“Trouble at the New Millennium.”

“Who died?”

“We don’t know yet, but he was found twisting in the air-conditioning above the fancy installation stuff they were putting in for that upcoming Russian exhibit. Kinda like a caterpillar in a cocoon. Hanging from a couple of bungee cords. Cirque du Soleil gone homicidal.”

“Murder, then? Or accident?”

“Hard to tell. Was wearing this black spandex cat suit, but his face, get this, was painted white.”

“Classic clown stuff. Accident, murder, or suicide?”

“Triple play. You got it, Lieutenant. Place is a mess. Workmen and hotel execs all over it. Not to mention T. B. and shady security. Su and I are up for it. Are we a go?”

“Sure. If it’s odd, you’re the perfect odd couple to handle it.”

Morrie made a face not unlike Mariah’s when reacting to a really stupid, horribly embarrassing suggestion from her moth-er.

Detective Merry Su was a pit bull-shih tzu cross. Tiny and ultra competent. Relentlessly cute and just plain relentless. A smaller, Asian edition of Temple Barr, PR woman to clients with a bent for providing the scene of the crime for murder.

Speaking of which . . . T. B. “Temple Barr—?”

“She sure looked different, but real cute, at that Teen Idol gig.” Alch’s chuckle was both paternal and, to Molina, annoying. “She’s just like my daughter used to be . . . before she grew up and found out she’d become a wife and mother: you’d never know what they’d be up to.”

“I’m not looking for domestic reminiscences, Morrie.”

He shrugged. “Dispatcher gave me her name. Seems she’s handling PR for this Russian thing at the New Millennium.”

He actually sounded happy about that.

Molina hit the paperwork on her desk, her khaki blazer hung on her chair back, her short-sleeved khaki-and-white cotton blouse sticking to her shoulder blades despite the air-conditioning.

The paddle holster was in a drawer and her pen was tapping paper. What the heck was Temple Barr up to her hooker-high heels in now?

A set of knuckles brushed her door ajar. Dirty Larry was peering puckishly around it. He could afford to be puckish around the office. His street role as an undercover narc had him playing down and dirty. 24/7. Hence the nickname.

Molina regarded Larry with a twinge of regret. She’d let him bulldoze his way into her private life. She wasn’t sure she knew his motive, although he’d certainly taken his opportunity. Why? A woman doesn’t work her way up in a police department as an officer on a career track without questioning everything, especially herself.

Larry led with a question. “Kid come down off of Teen Idoldom?”

“Somewhat. They never get their feet fully on the ground at this age.”

“Me neither.” Larry sidled in. “So. You still having second thoughts?”

“About what?”

“Your big ‘reveal’ at the Blue Dahlia.”

“Reveal. I loathe that reality TV word! It’s so bogus.”

“Like you aren’t? Well, aren’t you?”