Cat In A Leopard Spot

Max was a fine magician, but he wasn’t that good.

A basso growl gritted across the sands with the wind.

The guide pointed with his left arm, the rifle still cradled in his right.

The client was a taller man, wearing the same style khaki clothing, except his shirtsleeves and pants were full-length. Despite his amateur status—and he certainly seemed awkward holding the rifle—he was the more sinister figure. The security boyos in Bermuda shorts always struck Max, like Las Vegas’s similarly attired bicycle police, as overgrown Boy Scouts.

Both men wore short boots and new bush hats, the guide’s rakishly snapped up on the right. The client’s hat still shaded his face all around, as did a pair of wraparound sunglasses. The guide scorned sunglasses, and squinted professionally at the shack.

Suddenly he lifted his rifle and shot to the right of the structure. The sharp report, the shooter’s body jerking at the recoil, the ping of a bullet hitting stone, startled Max despite himself.

It also startled something hiding inside the shack. A low black form streaked out of the shade and the shelter.

Max felt his gut tighten as he saw it: a panther, black as midnight, but its coat shining slightly rusty in the glaring sunlight. It could be Kahlúa, the panther he had borrowed once for a stunt. This was a beautiful, bright animal, sculpted like an art deco onyx, crouched and vigilant, knowing something was wrong. But also knowing only rewards and kindness from the hand of mankind so far. Until today.

Max scowled at the “client.” At least the bastard wasn’t a bow hunter. Not that a “hunter” who needed fenced and tamed prey could be expected to kill with one well-placed shot.

Max filmed the cat, still crouching, but now exposed. Filmed the two men conferring, moving closer.

The client lifted the rifle, placed it awkwardly against his right shoulder.

Max found his hand on the 9-mm Glock on the stone beside him, itching to touch the trigger. Shoot into the air, scare the panther off. And give away his own position.

He looked for the protesters. They were belly-crawling along a wash behind the fence, nearing the shack and the panther, inching into the rifleman’s shaky range.

And Temple?

His binoculars found no flash of red. Good. Something had delayed her, thank God. At least she was safe.

All these actions, thoughts, took scant seconds, as they always do in a crisis.

The guide nudged the client’s rifle barrel a shade to the left, lifting it a trifle too.

Paint-by-numbers shooting.

The panther, panting, eyed the two men, perhaps hoping for food or water, not death.

Max gritted his teeth, not knowing whether to lift his video camera or binoculars or gun.

Suddenly the crouching panther backed up, snarling, staring to the side as if stung.

A small black banshee came screeching out of the bushes, charging the big cat’s face, swiping at the long, thick muzzle whiskers.

The panther, more shocked than angered, backed up farther, growling.

The small animal leaped to harry its rear, dashing in, then away, spitting and screeching, sparring at the creature’s huge haunches.

Before Max could blink, the tiny spitfire had herded the panther back into the shack like a lion tamer maneuvering the king of the jungle onto a one-foot-diameter circus pedestal.

Max glanced at hunter and guide. Their rifle barrels drooped toward the ground in their slack grasps like agape jaws.

Before the impotency image could harden, the guide rallied, lifted his rifle, and shot into the shack. Wood splintered from a Big Bang that reverberated across the desert and drilled into Max’s ears.

Apparently the staff of Rancho Exotica aimed to please.

The guide stalked toward the shack, ratcheting another bullet into the chamber, determined to drive the animals from their shelter.

He came right up to the shack, rifle raised and pointed, ready to fire again.

This time the black banshee fell from the sky…fell from the branches of a palo verde tree leaning over what was left of the shack’s roof. The plunge knocked the guide’s jaunty bush hat to the ground, exposing his face to a whirlwind attack of slugging claws. The man went down on one knee, but the rifle hit the ground and discharged….

Directly into the shack, at just-above-ground level.

A roar seemed to explode the rotten wood structure, then the black panther itself exploded snarling into the sunlight, muzzle drawn back to expose stalactites and stalagmites of teeth gleaming ice white in the sunshine.

Thirty feet away, the hunter lifted his rifle again, walking toward his distracted target, who was posed like a ’50s porcelain panther, muscular and frozen, a sitting duck….

The protesters, seeing the inevitable, wailed as one and lurched up from the cover of the wash, charging and climbing the fence until it broke under their weight.

To Max in his observation post, it was like watching diverse blips on a radar screen converging for a spectacular, fatal meeting in the middle.