A Mystery Of Errors

“They are no such thing at all,” Burbage said, calmly. “Cunning women such as Granny Meg have been around long before your doctors and apothecaries. For hundreds of years, in fact. They are folk healers and charmers and diviners whose knowledge is passed on from mother to daughter throughout the generations.”

“But they practice sorcery and black magic, do they not?” Elizabeth asked, apparently not quite reassured.

“There are some who would say that sorcery and black magic were one and the same thing,” Burbage replied. “And there are others who would differentiate between sorcerers and witches. Yet still others who would claim that magic is simply magic, neither white nor black, just as intent can be either good or evil. If you ask me, most of the talk one hears about magic, white or black, is all a lot of arrant nonsense. But call it what you will, I can attest that there is something to be said for the skills of cunning women.”

“As can I,” added Smythe. “We had a cunning woman in our village, an old and well-respected woman named Mother Mary McGee. If a farm animal fell ill, or if someone were to have need of a poultice to help cure an injury or else an infusion to quell a fever, why, old Mother Mary was the one they went to, always. And no one ever thought that Mother Mary had any dealings with the Devil, to be sure. She was a kindly old soul who would never hurt a fly.”

“As is Granny Meg,” said Burbage, nodding.

Elizabeth looked dubious. “And why must I go to see this Granny Meg? You have still not made that clear.”

“Well, in this particular case, ‘tis to save your reputation,” Burbage replied. “ ‘Tis not the sort of request that Granny Meg would ordinarily receive, but we are old friends and she will do me the kindness of helping you, I have no doubt.”

“What will she do?” asked Elizabeth, with an uncertain, worried look.

“We shall merely ask her to vouch for you,” said Burbage. “Specifically, we shall ask her to vouch for your whereabouts today. We do not wish it known that you were ever at The Toad and Badger. That is not at all the sort of place a young woman of your standing should go to, unescorted. And I might add that there are many who would call it an unsuitable environment for a proper young woman even if she were escorted. ‘Tis a place known to be frequented by actors and bear wards and jugglers and minstrels and the like, and ‘twould cast a certain pall upon your character if ‘twere known that you had been there, especially alone.”

“I have nothing to be ashamed of,” Elizabeth protested, with a sidelong glance at Smythe.

“And I, for one, would be inclined to agree with you,” Burbage replied. “However, I am quite certain that your parents would not. You have spoken of concerns that you have had about this proposed union with the late and apparently unlamented Mr. Gresham. Well, you went to Granny Meg with those concerns, upon someone’s recommendation, we shall refine the details of our story later, and then you were with Granny Meg for most of the afternoon and evening, in an attempt to learn your future and what it held in store.”

“And what of the servant, Drummond, whom Gresham had sent on ahead?” asked Smythe. “He saw her in the street.”

“Well, he may present a minor problem,” Burbage said, “but I have been thinking about that. With Gresham dead, the servant is the only one who can place Miss Darcie at the scene of the murder. And he had been sent on to drive ahead, so he was not there when it occurred. When Gresham never came to meet him, what would he have done?”

“I imagine he would have doubled back to see what happened,” Smythe said. “Perhaps he even found the body and called the sheriff’s men.”

“Perhaps. Or perhaps it had been found already. In any case, we have only his word-the word of a servant-that Miss Darcie was even there. She could either claim he was mistaken and the time was later or else deny that she was ever there at all.”

“And this Granny Meg can be relied upon not to change her story should the sheriff’s men come calling upon her to make inquiries?” Smythe asked.

“She is an old friend of the family,” said Burbage, nodding emphatically. “She can be relied upon. We shall take Miss Darcie there, then drive her home and let her out close to her house, so that she shall not be seen with us.”

“You are all most gallant,” Elizabeth said.

“Thank you. However, much as we appreciate the compliment,” said Burbage, “in truth, I should point out that our motives are not entirely unselfish. Your father and mine are partnered in a business venture that affects all of our lives. Our very livelihoods depend upon it.”

“Nevertheless, you have all been very kind,” Elizabeth said. “And I shall not forget that.”

The carriage pulled up in front of a small apothecary shop on a dark and narrow, winding side street. The small wooden sign that hung out over the street was painted with a mortar and a pestle.

“Granny Meg has an apothecary shop?” Shakespeare asked.