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“I like dates, Max,” said Dooley. “They’re sweet and contain lots of fiber.”

“Come with me, Dooley,” I said urgently, as I started removing myself from the scene. “If you know what’s good for you, you will come with me right now! And whatever you do, don’t look into their eyes!”

“Max! Dooley!” Gran yelled. “Come back here! Let us spice up your life! It’s what we do!”